Legal Kidnapping
November 26,
2005
This was SUPER spicy and very yummy chicken and noodles.
The "thumbs up" is very big here in Korea.
I asked Jeong Woo if I could take a picture of him. He said no.
This was SUPER spicy and very yummy chicken and noodles.
Jeong Woo came over tonight. We had some beer
and Soju at my place and then went downtown for some late night chow
and revelry. We walked around for a bit and a lot of places
were either closed or out of food. It was after 10:30pm when
we stumbled on a place that served chicken at your table cooked on a
burner. It was really really good. It was also very very
spicy. The menu said it was chicken rib meat, but I think it
was mostly what Americans would call breast meat. It had that
and vegetables, small rice cakes, and potatoes with thin noodles.
I thoroughly enjoyed it. Once again, I've found another dish
that alone is worth the trip to Korea.
This is the exterior of Boss.
Girls dancing with girls.
Closer view of girls dancing with girls.
This was taken around 5:00am. Girls still getting down!
Another shot from around 5:00am.
This is the exterior of Boss.
I wanted to try a downtown club, but Jeong Woo
suggested we go to a club from a flyer advertisement that littered
the streets. It was for a club called Boss. It listed
the waiters HP (hand phone). The bars are different here.
It's the waiter's job to advertise and get people in the club.
Then you sit in their section and order exclusively from him.
I learned two amazing things about Korean clubs tonight.
Number one, the cheapest thing on the menu at this place was 215,000
won (about $215.00). You can't just start out by ordering a
beer. You have to order a set first. Then you can add
beer or whatever later. It was a plate of fruit (Koreans eat
when they drink), 3 beers, 2 bottles of water, a small bottle of Jim
Bean whiskey, and 3 cans of tea.
The second and probably one of the most amazing
things I've EVER seen in my whole life was legal kidnapping.
On the way to the club, Jeong Woo asked me if I knew what "booking"
meant. I said I knew the American definition but not the
Korean one. He said it was when the waiter of the club brings
over girls to your table. I then said, "Do you mean hooking?"
He said "No...booking." I had no idea what I my eyes were
about to see.
Apparently, you don't really just walk up and talk to
girls. You order your $200 bowl of fruit and the waiter
LITERALLY goes up to random girls and DRAGS them over to your table.
Yes...I mean the waiter walks over to a table of girls and GRABS
one, and brings them over to your table. That my fine
feathered friends....is "booking" in Korea.
I saw waiters all night walk up to girls and grab
them by the arms and pull them over to the tables of men. Some
of the girls go willingly, some really put up a fight.
Sometimes, you could tell, the girls were putting up a fight
just for show and to be coy, but some were really putting up a
fight, but most ended up going anyway. Very very few were able
to fight off the waiter and say no.
Lighting the candles for a birthday party.
Lights out for the birthday girl.
Lighting the candles for a birthday party.
A few rounds of girls were brought to our table.
It consisted mostly of me saying "Do you speak English?" And
the girl replying "No" or "A little." Every one of the girls
there were cute. I think, with no exaggeration, there were
about 100 girls there and maybe 15 guys. I was, of course,
blown away at this practice of "booking." I asked Jeong Woo
why did he think clubs worked this way. He said he thinks
because most Korean men are shy. I then asked him who came up
with this idea? He said..."A genius."
What I learned
today about Korea: 1) Kidnapping in a club is legal as
long as the girl acts coy.