Loosing Kilograms!
June-July
Me looking at me taking a picture of me.
The scale in kilograms wondering if an earthquake is weighing itself.
Me looking at me taking a picture of me.
I continue to be the laziest man in the world.
Another piece of proof is the fact that it's been a few minutes from
forever since I've updated my site. I have a few excuses
though. One of them being that I teach practically every day
and every night. My schedule is packed tighter than a Southern
Baptist virgin's hope chest. The other is, to add to my insane
schedule, I've been going to the gym every Monday, Wednesday, and
Friday.
I've been a "rotund" fella (that's being polite)
for many many years. My back has also hurt pretty much every
day for the past 15 years or so. A few times a year it will
act up and it will be difficult to walk for a few days. This
also happens anytime I move something heavy. I've always
wanted to eventually get off my fat ass and exercise, but the words
"gym" and "exercise" aren't in the vocabulary of a fat ass lazy
man...trust me...I'm a pro.
Riding the bike to nowhere fast...well...about 70 rpms that is.
"If you want my body...and you think I'm sexy."
"Damnit...who's idea was this?"
"I'm not just the owner...I'm a customer" (or should be)
On the treadmill running (walking fast really) to nowhere.
Riding the bike to nowhere fast...well...about 70 rpms that is.
The final straw that FORCED me to go to the gym
was the last day of my Thailand
Trip. My back hurt the whole trip and got progressively
worse and worse each day. All the walking completely kicked my
ass and I was down for the count the last night there. Instead
of going to the streets and seeing all the girls "selling their
wares," I had to stay in my hotel room and went to bed at 9:00pm in
severe pain. The last time I went to bed that early was in the
9th grade and even then I snuck out of bed to watch HBO through the
crack of a door.
So...after visiting a few Korean doctors who said
"Your too fat...that's why your back hurts dummy" (Korean doctors
don't pull punches), I decided to go to the gym and get all sexah
for the ladies of the world.
I started to exercise regularly after my trip and
since then I've lost about 7 kg (15.4 lbs). I've gone from 124
kg (272.8 lbs) to 117 kg (257.4 lbs).
The pictures show a very slight difference in my
face, but I think you'll see a bigger difference after I take
pictures next week. I plan to take pictures of myself (because
I love me) every month as a record of my sexah weight loss.
What I learned
today about Korea: 1) I'm getting sexier and sexier
every day!